Another day, my first blog ever.

Hello world,
   
     I've never written a blog before, but I've thought about it a lot and I've finally mustered up the courage to start one. As a brand new blogging person, I feel it's only fair for me to give some insight into any and all further posting that may occur:

1) Raezak am. The glorious combination of Rachel and Izaak has produced something that was once deemed intangible, impossible, or "way far out there, man".  This is undisputed factual knowledge that will help guide you through your lives. Without We, there would be no _______________. Put anything in the space, it's all true.

     1a) We and I (first person singular and plural) are to be perceived as one and the same and are therefore interchangeable. "We" denotes the all-knowing and all-healing presence of Raezak, whereas "I" denotes that only a small piece of the glorious whole can be accounted for. In either case, rest easy knowing that these holy scriptures, upon which your eyes currently feast, are metaphysical truth.

     We will refer to "We" as "We" and nothing else. We will often say "Raezak Am". This is something similar to Cthulhu cultists saying "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!", which the cultists chant regularly to ensure and remind themselves of Cthulhu's wonderfully foreboding existence (amen!). However, unlike the pal of We from R'lyeh, We am already here. We also take a more foreign-language syntactical approach when it comes to possessive. Rather than having "our baby-skull necklace", we will have "the baby-skull necklace of We".

     The "w" in "we" is capitalized when referencing Raezak or, of course, when used at the beginning of a sentence. A lower-case "w" will be used when we are referring to: a part of Raezak, both parts of Raezak speaking exclusively, or, in this case, both halves and the whole.

     For the use of verbs, first-person singular remains the same while first-person plural is structured "normally" for past and future, but  differently for the present-tense. For example: "I [am/will be] [typed/typing] this while pooping" and "We am wanting to marinate the child".

     1b) We am not "God". We simply am.

2) We am crass and blunt. This means some people will find we offensive. We think they should get over it. If people don't want to read about fisting, abortions, anti-jesus things, pro-jesus things, fat people, more fisting, ugly people, dead stuff, sex, poking fun at the victims of natural disasters (We be with them), and all sorts of other wonderful horrors, we think they should get off (on?) the internet.

3) The title is "Raezak Reviews" because we will be reviewing all sorts of things, from everyday life to movies, games, music, weather reports, moon landings, celebrity things (maybe), etc. We would like to give a more specific outline, but we don't want to feel restricted.

4) We will most likely give a cutesy nickname to people of special interest regardless of importance.

5) Anything regarding "the child" is of the utmost importance and all information should be noted by everybody. The child is a special case and cannot be ignored. The child is highest on the "most-wanted" list of We, but lacks metaphysical and therefore a proper noun.

     I will attempt to update the blog as often as possible, but no promises... yet.

"Choose your words wisely, for the wrath of Raezak knows no bounds"
     - Some messenger who was kicked down a well.

Raezak am