I know it's been a while since I even put thought into my post about horrible music (five seconds or so) and I'ma let it finish, but I own the greatest dog of all time... OF ALL TIME. Her name is Sasha and she is a newfoundland. A big, furry, black creature made entirely of an unstable mixture of apathy and love.
This is basically her, minus the penis (awk). OOOHH and she has a star on her
chest, denoting her belonging to some royal family (probably some surviving line
of Nikolaevnas).
Now, anybody who has ever come over to my mother's house with me know that Sasha is my baby and we can't live without each other. She is my baby and we have pretty good times, consisting of her big dumb self being cute and me loving it. Something about big fluffy creatures just makes my heart melt. 'Tis why I also love Appa :D
(no caption necessary, folks)
Though the only time Sasha is ever attentive whatsoever is when she sees me for the first time in a while or when she's getting food, she remains the apple of my eye. The rest of the time, she spends; running from the vacuum, smelling everything that is in front of her (this includes things that she has already smelled multiple times over), sleeping in really uncomfortable places, and, the best of all, splitting oranges with me. Her life doesn't really make sense and she'd be dead the instant she set foot in the wild, but whatever... she's a princess. She is just catered to and pampered nonstop and only returns the favor if she is forced.
So! With the introduction behind us, starting tomorrow we can all look forward to getting a glimpse into the life of my dog. It won't be boring because I'll include pictures of her and tell stories of how abusive she is toward me and others (bless her little doggy soul). Updates all through my time spent at my mothers and then... I'll finish telling everybody about terrible music :(.
"The dog is the only creature that has seen Raezak".
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Raezak Am.
